Overheard in DC

Last week, as I was preparing to do a nursing simulation with GUS (Georgetown University Simulator), the $300,000 human simulator that the undergrad and graduate nurses, as well as the med students use, I overheard this comment from the young-looking med students who were finishing up:

"I just want to get an MD so I can start poking people."

Too bad they didn't realize that nurses are the ones who do the poking, they could've saved a lot of money.